Ordering Pizza

I have just a quick piece of advice for those who are part of the Hale family. If you order pizza from a place where non-English speaking people are taking your order over the phone, don't use your last name. I used "Hale" one time (since we happened to tip poorly once under the name "Joyce"), and when I went to go pick up the pizza, I scanned thru all the filled pizza boxes looking for mine. I found it. "Yes, I'm here to pick up the pizza for 'Hell'". The cashier grinned and realized I wasn't joking.